This is an easy one because I KNOW I can’t be the only one who is angry about this shit. The recent trend in giving very young kids (15-19) undeserved celebrity status due to “popular” Youtube videos is something that gets my blood boiling like nothing else. Recently (last 2 years I think) a group of some of the more “popular” vloggers started a coalition called Vlog Candy (http://www.kandykrew.com/). Let me preface my rant by saying that if these kids were vloging about something interesting or important (media, news, etc.) I wouldn’t care at all. What exactly are these kids vlogging about you ask? ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY NOTHING! The content of their videos ranges from covering a popular song…horribly, lip syncing with songs and dancing around like fucking idiots (one of the girl vloggers speeds up the songs to make it more the vocals more like a girl’s voice…I dislike her the most) and talking about the new shoes they just bought or other inane teenage bullshit…little fuckers just put out a vlog musical too. The part I hate most is that they’re trying (via their coalition) to create some sort of online show, with no content, and they’re SOMEWHAT SUCCEEDING AT IT! The fore-fathers of entertainment would be fucking SICK if they know what happened to their beloved craft. Fuck you Vlog Candy.
This may come as a shock to some of you but I just can’t stand the stuff. It has nothing to do with what it’s made out of (eggs and oil) but everything to do with the consistency and, most importantly, the color. There is no denying that the color of mayo is nearly identical to that of a particular substance that is drained from infected sores…yes…I think it looks exactly like pus. Taking into consideration how popular mayo is, it should come as no surprise that it is now standard on a variety of sandwiches. Much to my chagrin, it also appears to be the hardest condiment to NOT have put on a sandwich…even if you are very specific about hating it. I can not tell you how many times (I probably can…let’s just say 3/5) times I have gotten a sandwich from ANY restaurant or fast-food chain and there has been mayo on it…even after asking politely that they fore-go it during the preparation process. I don’t know if the top brass at the Mayo corporation heard about my distaste for their product and has gone undercover at every restaurant that I should happen to go to in an attempt to win me over via force-feeding me mayo or if society as a whole is just having fun fucking with me. Either way I hate it.
Starting on Monday of next week I will start giving out free stuff (DVDs, Books, etc) as participation prizes for input on posts and on my Twitter. These items will be things that I’m sure you won’t hate.
I don’t find myself hating a lot of restaurants that have a fairly wide menu…but I hate the shit out of Applebees. I don’t know if it’s the “All-American” style they are going for, it comes off rather hokey and I find all the crazy shit on the walls at TGIFridays more tolerable. Perhaps it’s the fact that every time I went there (note the past tense) the food was always cold, the wait staff were unfriendly and there were always about 100,00 children celebrating a birthday that resulted in that stupid fucking song to be recited over and over again becoming more depressed with every rendition. Continue reading
I thought it only appropriate to start off this blog with one of the things that is less of a “passing hate” and more of a “hate that will outshine the sun”. I am proud to say that I am an old-school Nickelback hater, I’ll claim from day 1. The most mind-boggling part of the whole Nickelback problem is that they are a Continue reading